I’m just amazed how long Syracuse got away with calling themselves “Orangemen” in a Catholic-heavy conference/market.

I think sports fans ring hump too much. Yeah, championships are great and the reason you play and watch the game. But it can certainly be fun to watch a non-championship team.

I was as surprised as anyone when I heard the parade was this past Saturday. I have no idea why they had it so early. Unless they thought they’d get 2 weekends parties out of by doing a parade this week and the bars would be packed next week?

This comment embodies Minnesota in a way that no other comment can.

I actually wrote a section about the Hornets, but then I realized that, according to my own criteria, they don’t qualify, because Kemba is still fun to watch and who knows, maybe you can still be optimistic about Frank Kaminsky if you want.

Eh, I don’t buy that the only thing worth hoping for is a shot at a ring this year. That’s Hinkie-think. Most of the teams in the NBA have at least something going for them that will make them an entertaining TV show every other night for the next few weeks, if not all the way to June.

r/GoNets is the saddest thing on the internet. I dare you to look at it.

“Cuomo appears to be mulling a 2020 presidential bid, god help us all.”

But, the release of sperm is largely voluntary. Millions and millions of half-babies are killed with each release. Women only ovulate 300 eggs over a lifetime.

The average high school’s male population would pay for the wall, in full, within a year. Anything beyond that is for maintenance of the wall...with any surplus going to NASA. We’ll be doing day trips to Mars within 5 years.

“You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis.”

Hypnotic, exotic and not just a little homoerotic.

All I have to say is that Gilmore Tuttle and his progeny seemed to have fucked their way across Minnesota.

Watch out, though, because the GOP will respond by banning menstruation. They’ll refer to egg cells as “unfertilized children”, and a woman who enters menopause will be charged with mass murder.

This is my second-favorite annual Deadspin feature. (The first? “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?”)

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

This video embodies Minnesota in a way that no other video can.

This video presents a real mullet-off cocktail to my productivity.