In 2015 spring training, the Jays lost two players for most of the season - Michael Saunders fucked up his knee stepping on a sprinkler head and Marcus Stroman tore his ACL practicing how to field bunts. Shit happens.

It’s a freak accident. And as you said, it could’ve happened in regular old spring training. Players participate because they find joy and pride, and I think international baseball is cool.

Cthulhu would have destroyed him long ago. Elder gods do have standards.

HEY!!!! Cthulhu will get you for dissing him like this.

I would have less of a problem with Steve Bannon if he had pledged allegiance to Chthulu.

Professional jacuzzi guy here.

My guess would be that much of the xenophobia permeating and emanating from the Trump administration has its roots in the existential dread Bannon suffers as the host of a xenomorph.

Thus far, he has been able to forestall its eruption from his sternum through the liberal application of alcoholic libations and sundry…

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

He secretes it.

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Entire face seems to have been covered in acid.

That really is the only explanation.

The bathtub scene in Breaking Bad comes to mind.

Because obviously I am a very exciting person, I am currently studying a post-grad course in continence promotion and care, and I have to say that everyone should have a squatty potty or at least some sort of stool (hehe) to get them into the right position for doing a poo.

The sentence “I can’t risk my mental health in the future” makes me smirk in a way that I’m not comfortable with.

In Toronto, men who work in finance are literally the worst. Not because of their attitudes but rather that you can smell their sense of inadequacy from a mile away. They want you to be impressed so much. It’s sad and it’s often made worse by their consumption of copious amounts of liquor/coke.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.