Back in the ‘70s my dad was living in the DC area and on multiple occasions saw the District license plate MERDE. The DC DMV obviously didn’t have any Francophones in those days, much to what I’m sure was the great amusement of French and various West African delegations.

Pro tip: she’s not actually blond. 80-90% of American “blondes” aren’t.

In my twenties I often rode the 33/333, which connects Santa Monica and Venice to Downtown LA. A lot of homeless would panhandle at the beaches all day and then go to Skid Row at night for food/hygiene/shelter/drugs, and so riding that bus eastbound in the late afternoon was... interesting.

Pretty much anywhere in L.A., you’re gonna get psychotic and/or chemically altered homeless people on bigoted rants against various ethnicities. (I have personally witnessed a black woman cold-cock an obviously homeless white dude who grabbed her girlfriend’s/wife’s ass in the vestibule of a Rite Aid.) This wouldn’t…

If ever anyone were actually to own paintings of men on ATVs in tiki masks, it would be Bryce Harper.

They never luzerne, do they?

Geneva gonna see anything better.

It took a long time to wind that one up.

“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

Such a weird yet cool little song.

We were in a policy meeting
They were planning new ways of cheating

I WILL REVEAL YOU!

Leach was distracted by the failure of the Area 51 "storming" yesterday.

True story: a buddy once pointed out that the phrase “Buddhist monks in Costco” has the same meter as “girlfriend in a coma” and now I can’t help but sing the former every time “Girlfriend in a Coma” comes up on my shuffle.

Unruly coaches who will not go along must be taken in hand.

“You’ve been in the grays too long,” she said.

Betting on high school sports is so degenerate, Caligula would blush. I suppose Hager's former players want to kick him in the eye.

I want to set the record straight. I THOUGHT the CHILD was a PROSTITUTE.

Fuckin' idiot goombah.