If this movie does the play justice, I'll take back everything I've said about Tyler Perry (at least until he makes the next Madea movie).

@Apricot_Poodle: Both. And keep in mind she's probably wearing her infamous Tip Jar shoes.

Damn. I chose the wrong major in college.

Why'd she have to bring the cute hairless kitty into this fuckery? He wants no part of it.

@Leucadia: With a gin martini in one hand at all times.

@Peppermint: I would say it's an a-line dress with a bateau neckline.

If I could get my hands on dresses 7-13 and 21, I'd go out and buy a mansion with a grand staircase just so I can slowly and majestically descend when company comes over. "Oh, you caught me in my rags!"

I liked Sam better when he wasn't capping people in cold blood.

The real shame here is that she didn't accessorize her carpaccio with fresh arugula and a nice vinaigrette.

@AnikaG: Our rooms were on opposite ends of the apartment. Also, the third roommate (who lived in the room next to me) wasn't bothered by it at all and said I wasn't unnecessarily loud.

@CurtCole: She'll get ribbed for this nonsense, too, but at least her popularity's not at steak.

I once had a roommate who would leave passive-aggressive notes on the refrigerator whenever I had my ex-boyfriend over (which was usually once or twice a week on Friday and/or Saturday nights—otherwise, we were at his place) because she didn't like "muffled noises of activity after 1o PM." I went out of my way not to…

I'm mad that Laurie Ann Gibson chose to desecrate a Led Zeppelin shirt with all that tackiness.

@GrummoreGrummersom: I have my doubts about her earnesty when she uses it to plug her new album.

@heartsrevolution: It sounds like he's using an Obama soundbyte.

I think that ballerina was just doing windmills. If so, it was the best thing that happened all night.

@bobella is owltastic!: 'Tis a meat dress.

Is Gaga wearing meat?

Cher! Killing it. KILLING IT.

@Blaise Astra Parker: Fuck. It's totally Motley Crue. You're right.