@bjchilipepper: You and I need to chat about those findings, seriously.

@JRae: Of course it's not The Notebook, silly. Have you ever seen his fine work on the Mickey Mouse Club? Does "Young Hercules" ring a bell?

@misssgolightly: The same place that all those collaborations with Ja Rule went to die.

@J.D.Regent: Me. I'm a stan for James Franco, especially in Freaks and Geeks.

@theruraljuror: No shit? Too bad I have a rule against dating Columbia men. (I say this with false aplomb, as if he'd date me, anyway.)

I swear I saw Gosling smoking a ciggie a few weeks ago near Broome and Norfolk, but my friend wouldn't let me get close enough to check. Perhaps that's his hangout area.

The pair of them look like they're groupies for the Antique Roadshow. They're about to get wild over some civil-war era credenzas, woot woot!

@ediebeale: So true. I have my opinions and preferences about all the Democratic candidates, but at the end of the day, my view of this election will put the party before the candidate.

@dcdulce: I'm not a Hillary hater and I'm not an Obama head (I'm one of those sad saps who wanted John Edwards)... but I don't get how it's positive to villify either candidate when whomever's chosen will be the immediate alternative for NOT putting John McCain in the hot seat.

@formerlyzivah: "A lot" is a generalization, not a statistic I've drummed up. I didn't write that to get stabbed to death over semantics.

I'm mostly just upset that this whole thing seems to be dividing the Democratic party even more. And imagine if Obama doesn't choose Hillary as his running mate—a lot of her supporters are saying they won't vote for him. What implications does that have for party unity then?

"Long Island, New York."

The Women is one of my favorite movies. I'll probably see it if only to complain about the lack of Norma Shearer and Joan Crawford, but I'll be down for a pleasant surprise if it turns out to be halfway decent.

@theladyvanishes: (Captain redundant.)

@hortense: Let us not forget that this group also blessed us with the never-forgotten "Shooby-doo wop and Scooby snacks." I'm going to have to say that's the dumbest lyric ever.

@FattyCatty: That happened to my mom's would-be stepmom a long time ago. She's pro-life, but she also works in the medical field and said she'd be damned if women had to take to coathangers again.

ALT looks like my grandma in this photo. She used to sport a housecoat, velvet slippers, and a turban. He even has my grandma's, "Oh, no you didn't" face.

Wow. Ashley is really rocking that suit. The lack of a pained expression on her face helps.

But still cute, and legs for days, and...oh, fuck it. I give up. Curse all these towering, gorgeous models roaming Manhattan.

@wolf biter: That's exactly what it was! It was assigned to one of the less glamourus doctors while Dr. Rey was in the other room fondling yet another blonde woman's breasts.