Cogsworth = Nathan Lane

LOL @ the grey lines on her sides to give her an hourglass figure.

Pretty incredible that you think your own experience is somehow representative of everyone's. Or that your experience is some standard everyone should abide by.

I have, and I'm sure many others have as well.

Oh shit Bloody Mary. I was legit terrified of that and the Sandman for MONTHS. I couldn't sleep. Once the light went out in the bathroom in my school, and all the girls were SURE Bloody Mary would come for us (she comes in the dark) so we made a nun escort us in there. (Catholic school). I shed real tears over that…

"I've got a great idea! Let's take away women's access to healthcare, force them to have children they can't support, and then blame THEM when they go on welfare! And then, we can take away the welfare! THAT WILL SURELY FIX EVERYTHING!"

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

I don't understand the "Not all men" thing either. I'm a man, but also capable of understanding that it is not the job of feminists to be nice or fair to me. Or to consider my point of view valid or even believe that I deserve to have a point of view.

Not all raw material substrates are equal. It's why MAC lipstick rules and L'Oreal lipstick is shit. And what kind of color management does this thing use? "On my screen it's Autumn Sunrise but when I print, it's Urine Yellow!"

I don't hate religious conservatives, I have some friends who are religious conservatives! But there's no need for them to flaunt their lifestyle choices in public and they should NOT be allowed to have children to indoctrinate.

The problem isn't with weddings being more extravagant and over-the-top that's making it more expensive to attend; it's the fact that people move all over the country, meaning it's more likely that your family and friends will have to fly to attend. Once upon a time weddings were cheaper to attend because your friends…

If you don't want to go, DON'T GO. What's worse: inviting someone to celebrate an important event with you, spending thousands of dollars to throw a nice party for everyone who comes? Or being bitter and snarky because someone inconveniently invited you to attend?

I had a conversation recently when a friend emotionally told me that he wants me to find my dream job and be successful because I deserve it. I told him I just want to find a job that doesn't crush my confidence, self-belief and destroy me physically (as my last "dream job") did. I also told him it's ok to do…

How does Josh Charles smell?
Follow-up question: How does Paul Giamatti smell?

I do cardio for food, so I could eat more of food. Glorious, glorious food. God, I love food. Chips and crisps and baked salmon and broccoli and cakes and pies and steaming hot noodles and pizzas with spinach and that weird egg thingy on top and waffles and sushi and burgers huge hunky burgers yes yes why am I even…

I am a trained anthropologist. It helps me to keep a very open mind about most things, view issues holistically, and see the value of multiple perspectives on an issue. It has been helpful professionally, but just as much personally.

I sent this to my dad this week and said that I was SO glad he wasn't like this when he was growing up. He said that he actually felt pretty much exactly this way inside the whole time (and still does, now that I'm a single adult) but that part of being the parent is knowing when to keep your issues to yourself—I…

This show is obviously a stupid idea, but I don't think the name really implies that to be honest. What it does imply is that the women will naturally side with one another and against the man, which is sort of weird.