One of my local stores tends not to make the drink until you walk up to the bar and ask for it. They often claim, “Oh, we’re having problems with the online ordering,” though tonight I watched as the tag for my order printed out and they ignored it. Since there are three stores within a short distance from my house,…

Yeah, you can’t redeem your earned rewards through the app, but I hope that’s a “yet” rather than “ever”. I’ve been using the app since the day after it was released and I’m really happy with it except for the earned rewards thing.

We haven’t done this much since our kids grew up, but a quick dessert they could make themselves was a box of instant pudding with half the milk replaced by whipping cream. You can eat the “mousse” as is, or put it into a store-bought pie shell — a chocolate crust with chocolate mousse or shortbread crust with…

I live in Texas, where our summers are close to yours. My husband has one stuck to the top center of his dash that’s been there for about 9 months and hasn’t come off once. It’s on a smooth plastic part of the dash but it’s also in direct sunlight. I have one stuck next to my radio that’s only come off once in several…

I live in Texas, where our summers are close to yours. My husband has one stuck to the top center of his dash that’s…

Got mine seconds after I submitted. Hope yours came by now.

Got mine seconds after I submitted. Hope yours came by now.

And then you can have garlicky sliced eggs ever after too. (I would not consider this a drawback, but YMMV.) Here’s another tip, if you do this, you might not ever want to use it to slice strawberries afterward.

See where it says “Security Key - Present”? You have to scroll or enlarge your window so you can see the next entry below that.

Amazon is usually good about matching a price for something if it drops within a short time of your having purchased it. Get it today and if it gets cheaper, contact them.

Amazon is usually good about matching a price for something if it drops within a short time of your having purchased…

You’re not supposed to eat the cup, dude.

You volunteered for the sub service. That question has already been answered.

But I married one, so I haven’t got any room to talk.

I think my husband spent time on that boat. You didn’t miss much, those wives were all bitches anyway.

My husband retired in ‘96. You will return to a semblance of normal eventually. 4 years isn’t long at all.

Me. I use mine all the time. But not for length underwater so much as for the hands-free speakerphone feature because my elderly parents have the uncanny knack of calling the moment I step into the shower. Mine will shut off after just two minutes without signal, so I turn on music to keep it active and then when my…

Me. I use mine all the time. But not for length underwater so much as for the hands-free speakerphone feature…

When I got that expectant joke face, I’d play right along, “For you? Special deal! Ten bucks!” (Which was always several multiples of what the item actually sold for.) And give them the expectant joke face right back.

“I’m a student of life.”

Yeah, mine didn't come in until about an hour after I posted last night.

I haven’t gotten anything from LastPass regarding this, yet, which kind of surprises me since they’re generally on top of things. Nonetheless, I changed my master password thanks to this article. (I probably should have done it a long time ago, but, well, y’know...)

Momma always told me you get what you pay for.

Momma always told me you get what you pay for.

Congratulations, Doc!

I used to get that when my son was small. “Oh, he’s so cute! He looks just like his father!” Thank goodness, because I was obviously hideous. I swore that one day I was going to reply, totally deadpan, “Oh, this isn’t his father,” and wait for their reaction. To his credit, my husband wanted me to do that.

Poor kid…