I love it. It's not a great film, but Short cracks me up so much that I can't stop watching.

And topless Gabrielle Anwar.

And topless Gabrielle Anwar.

Try Swans. My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky is probably the biggest sounding album in recent memory.

Try Swans. My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky is probably the biggest sounding album in recent memory.

Am I the only person for whom every Aronofsky movie is like ninety-odd minutes of nails on a chalkboard? Everything, right down to the corny horror movie sound effect choices in Black Swan, takes me right our of the film because I want to punch the director so much.

Am I the only person for whom every Aronofsky movie is like ninety-odd minutes of nails on a chalkboard? Everything, right down to the corny horror movie sound effect choices in Black Swan, takes me right our of the film because I want to punch the director so much.

Life finds a way.

Life finds a way.

Brambly Hedge, motherfuckers.

Brambly Hedge, motherfuckers.

It is utter garbage. Rank with pretension, hideously ugly, horrible music, and just plain stupid.

It is utter garbage. Rank with pretension, hideously ugly, horrible music, and just plain stupid.

For Your Eyes Only and Licence to Kill are pretty solid action movies, to the point that Bond fans complain that's all they are.

For Your Eyes Only and Licence to Kill are pretty solid action movies, to the point that Bond fans complain that's all they are.

I keep all my CDs in individual polyethylene sleeves instead of jewel cases. 500 or so fit in a very small box.

I keep all my CDs in individual polyethylene sleeves instead of jewel cases. 500 or so fit in a very small box.

I replaced my jewel cases with polyethylene sleeves. 1/6 the space, no stupid broken teeth and no scratched artwork. They sort of look like little vinyl records now.

I replaced my jewel cases with polyethylene sleeves. 1/6 the space, no stupid broken teeth and no scratched artwork. They sort of look like little vinyl records now.

I'm hesitant to call Dogtooth "gimmicky" at all. It feels so disconcertingly naturalistic for its conceit that it is mesmerising at nearly every moment. I brought it home to watch and, thanks to reviews, warned my rather more sensitive ladyfriend that she might have trouble with it, but she was so spellbound that she…