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This is appropos of nothing, but I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I'm working my ass off to try to make it to vacation tomorrow. Can we please have a hot men and puppies comment thread to start the day? Between the fact it is Monday, the DST hangover, the packing till 3 a.m., and the number of emails I have to return to…

Oh, fuck off you gigantic piles of fucking shit for humans. There are goddamn programs to help with things like reactive attachment disorder and if you had contacted DHS with your concerns and let them know about the bind you were in, they could have helped you find appropriate support and probably worked along with…

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

My BC mix is incredibly agile but he thinks tunnels are the scariest things on earth. He is the king of herding all the other dogs at the park though, and sometimes the cat.

French press. I use this Bodum brand one. After trying several ways of making tea, this is the easiest to use and to clean.

French press. I use this Bodum brand one. After trying several ways of making tea, this is the easiest to use and to…

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

It all went down hill after women started wearing pants. It goes pants, voting rights, profanity.

If the difference between terminating an anencephalic fetus at 21 weeks and euthanizing a senior citizen escapes you, I'm genuinely concerned for your ability to take care of yourself.

If money is not a concern, what's the argument against socialized medicine then?

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

When I'm looking for an authority on celebration, I always think of Kirk Cameron.

I have no idea how I lived for 40 years without a salad spinner. The day after I got mine, my mother got an heartbroken, accusatory email from me for never having used one when I grew up. I thought she loved me.

My grandmother had a griddle that was ONLY for lefse.