Jones is being pissy but he’s being completely cooperative. Is it normal for the cop to be a fucking asshole right back? To serve and protect...with a side of sass?

I have to side with Jones on this one. If he really did something illegal, how do you explain him still being in the car?

So, ignoring international law, you think killing civilians is going to help? You’re literally helping groups like isis write their recruiting material: “look! They’re coming here to kill everyone, why not help us go attack them?!”

You just made me realize Always Sunny represents a diverse segment of the U.S. voting public.

Choosing not to support someone isn’t the same as supporting that same person.

If Bernie doesn’t get nominated, I guess I’m staying home. No way am I choosing between Hillary and Donald. Sorry America, and sorry to Virginia, where I live

BIRDIE SANDERS.

I think what folks really mean with this is that your mothers’ side of the family also has a whole bunch of people with her (maiden) name - and by being a Keyser, you’re saying on some level that you are not part of that family, but only part of your dad’s. So it’s not that Keyser isn’t your name, but rather that your…

EXACTLY. “Your” name is yours because you’ve carried it your whole life, whether or not it was also your father’s name. (My last name happens to be a hybrid of my mother’s and father’s, and it is no less MY name.) Arguing that it’s NBD for women to change their names because it’s some man’s name anyway just assumes…

I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including…

One of things I hope for most dearly is that the death penalty will be abolished in my lifetime. Not the feckless, useless, piecemeal state by state abolition, but the federal government actually stepping up and saying no more. I hate this shit. It’s WRONG.

Hmm, you sure about that?

New York is NOT the 4th largest state. . . .

As an FYI, don’t use Lillard’s answer if you’re ever asked anything by the police. “I’m from Oakland” does NOT do you any favors...

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Uh, did you read that correctly or do you not consider a car with a 0-60 of 3 seconds performance based?

Yes! I heard rumors this was happening a while ago, but so happy it’s official. As great as Jessica Jones was, I thought Luke was also an excellent character.

By scanning the bust, and releasing it to the public, they’re essentially...yeah, I have no idea.