“See? If he hurt himself this bad using whip, I don’t want to see what happens when he tries era+.”

So that’s my UPS guy.

I would agree - but second behind the Brietbart comment section, is the comment section on http://www.foxnews.com/science

“You wanna know something? When we get six, your boy right here’s gonna be part of six, baby! Let’s go!”

Long before Trump. The only tertorist he knows squat about is his hairdresser.

#TalkSports

Kerr is correct (Kerrect? Sorry. I’ll show myself out after this comment). The vast, vast majority of Islamist terror attacks on US soil have been committed by homegrown terrorists—people who were born and/or grew up here from an early age. They weren’t foreign terrorists who came over to attack us; they’re basically…

We have a pool and a pond. The pond is better for you.

There is almost no downside to rebranding the team, especially now that Cleveland is poised to be good for the next half decade or so. The folks who would ordinarily losses off about such a change aren’t suddenly going to start hating the team now that they’re good.

I’m beginning to think that Janet Reno, the FBI, and the ATF set siege to the wrong religious complex in Waco.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

Dirk Nowitzki said he tried to vote but they didn’t let him, then some short people WERE allowed to vote. Sad!

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

Coach K also said that until the team started performing better he would also be forfeiting his paychecks stating that “it’s a team effort that starts with [him].”

RIP Georgia Dome. You were almost old enough to rent a car through most major car rental agencies.

Martin: “Hey, Chrome, is there anybody I should thank?”

My first thought was “THAT is an NFL GM?”

Irsay: “There were really just too many bumps to ignore here.”

“Hi, boss, I recently suffered a serious injury on the job and discovered that continuing to perform that job might paralyze me. I’m got to leave for my own safety.”