Just a thought. Does the NCAA rules mean that only the athlete himself cannot profit off of using his likeness, as in if it was his family directly but not him, would that be ok by NCAA bylaws? Or is it only the University/NCAA that can profit off of his likeness?

Steve Kerr would have shot Curry, Durant and Thompson’s dicks off from 3.

“Got into an altercation at the Nashville Margaritaville” wouldn’t crack the 100 most surprising facts about Rex and Rob Ryan.

paying for porn should be a fireable offense

Three wins sounds right on paper, but with up to three franchise QBs supposedly entering the draft next year, the Jets will Jets themselves into winning just enough games to miss out on all of them.

Every part of his head is fleeing an invisible terror on his right temple.

How cliche to claim being hacked after tweeting a bunch of dicks.

It’s better than throwing arms into opponents and flopping like a dead fish to draw a foul, amirite?

Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either…

Possibly pedantic question: Most of the coverage of Mixon and Brantley has combined their crimes with players who have committed domestic violence against wife/lover. Is that fair? Assault on a stranger isn’t the same as domestic violence, after all.

Weird to see dysfunction from this team.

Yeah, but...dogs don’t need their asses wiped. Some people do it, but unless the dog has absurdly long hair and/or a poor diet, there’s usually nothing to wipe.

Sources say that the Magic really want him, but that Bird is unlikely to head south until this Winter.

When you put like 13 clips in a row it makes it super easy to jump to the next article and have no idea why the hell people are pissed off about esports when we should be talking about how Curry is a swish master.

Basically, Harden has no shot at winning this award. The only arguments not to give the MVP to Russell involve giving the MVP to someone who isn’t James Harden.

Oh, don’t you worry. The two Immutable Laws Of DC Sports dictates that this good feeling gravy train will eventually derail in a morale destroying mega-wreck, and Dan Snyder will continue to be a gigantic pile of shit barely masquerading as a human being

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This wasn’t even the most excruciating press conference in the past two days.