I’m still waiting for a multiverse crossover event, the Council of Bens, where every martyred Spider-relative comes together in an afterlife nexus to dispense folksy wisdom from beyond the grave.

Is Tucker’s wife Susan in a Melania Trump type of marriage agreement where she cleans up if they split in exchange for giving him an air of legitimacy and preventing people from thinking he’s a creepy weirdo? Or is she choosing to live a Flowers in the Attic type of living situation where she doesn’t read the news or…

“Adam Warlock, Marvel’s best comic book character.”

I always imagined Vincent D’Onofrio.

The funniest moment, and one of the only things I even know about this show, was when Jimmy Kimmel asked him to name any of the show’s cameramen and he couldn’t, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about James Corden.

That murderer’s row being Frank Langella, John Lithgow, James Earl Jones and Philip Seymour Hoffman at the height of his career, no less.

Yeah, I guess that was it. Funny ideas, but Corden’s so over the top, it just gets annoying.

Dude is Hollywood poison now. I wouldn’t even let him through the front door of anything worthwhile.

He pretty much did apologize for the Balthazar incident, but then, incredibly, he took it all back within in a week in another interview. Reneging on an apology is one of the most dishonorable things a human being can do, so he showed his true colors. He's a jerk. Good riddance 

I saw one where they just showed up and filmed at somebody’s house that would’ve been much funnier without him contantly repeating “Can you believe we’re filming at somebody’s house?”

My scary thing was the twins from The Shining.  I swore they would show up in every hallway I was in.

There is no scenario, modern or “of its time”, in which cops with guns would not be waving them at an actual alien, kid or no. The unrealistic part is where they’re not shooting.

I too think the scene in Jaws where the shark leaps onto the rapidly sinking Orca could be made better with CGI, but I doubt it will happen in my lifetime…

Aw, man. I was hoping to see a cut of “War of the Worlds” with all of the alien tripods edited out and it’s just an entire film of Tom Cruise running for no reason while people disintegrate randomly around him.

I saw E.T. as a kid at my grandmother’s house and it freaked me the fuck out. Not the movie as a whole, E.T. himself. I couldn’t walk past the big bushes at my elementary school because I believed he would jump out, I began insisting that one of my parents stay in the bathroom while I showered to make sure E.T.…

I actually think Warner Bros. had the best way of dealing with problematic material when they put out old “Looney Tunes” shorts, where they prefaced the problematic episodes with a message acknowledging it, but saying that if they were to edit that material out it would be like pretending it never existed, which is…

Wait, Outer Range has been given to a writer from Inhumans and Luke Cage? Jeeze, man, I don’t want to prejudge or anything, but that sounds like pretty worrisome news. And here I was wishing that someone could give all the madness a bit more structure, but those shows are kind of on the complete opposite end of the…

I liked it, but it did spin its wheels for much of its runtime. Was a bit surprised to see that it was the one to get picked up for a second season instead of the Sissy Spacek/JK Simmons show. That was the one I liked more and that set up more interesting possibilities.

At the very end of the series he runs out of his home when he hears a booming voice yell “Four!” And then in horror he realizes: he is living on a golf course of giants. Unfortunately, at that moment he is crushed by a giant golf ball.

I'm going to wait for the hole series to come out before I dig into it.