Gaston is the most familiar as we all new at least one guy like him growing up, in school, in college, at the bar, at they gym, at the gun range, at work, etc. His character is hard to call fiction. 

That part where Gaston gathers everyone for his wedding and they all laugh about the fact that he hasn’t actually proposed yet. Haha, the woman’s consent is just a formality!

Thanks for putting this so well. One thing that really stands out about Gaston: his villain song. Almost every villain song is of course sung by the villain, but Gaston’s is mostly sung by OTHER PEOPLE. Gaston gets a little bit in the middle (mostly about how many eggs he eats) but for the most part, it’s the entire…

Amen. Toss the stupid Angelina Jolie version of Malificent off the list and replace her with Prince John.

I feel like “The Nightmare Before Christmass” has gotten short changed on a couple of these lists. Oogie Boogie is a bag of maggots. Nuff said.

Gaston is awful because it’s likely impossible to live to 20 without encountering someone like that. And while there are other Disney villains (Madame Medusa, Cruella, and Frollo) who are non-magical and could be similar to people in this world, Gaston commits most of his villainy not only out in the open, but with…

I’m starting to suspect that the AV Club isn’t aware that this film exists.

With all respect to whoever is playing her in the remake, Pat Carroll was a treasure who cannot ever be topped in that role.  Miss her already. 

What other movie robot will literally drag you to hell?

probably one of those things that’s ok to do to “little people” but requires eggshell walking and precise appication of law for the rich and famous

How do you talk about Ursula with zero mention of the fantastic voice acting performance? 

Tim Allen has a looooong history of shirking any personal accountability whatsoever. He even blamed the libs for getting his latest unfunny network show canceled. (Which was somehow on for TEN years??). Dude, after ten years some things just run their course.

“He avoided life in prison by becoming a rat, giving names of conspirators in exchange for leniency”

Good for him.  More people need to flip.

100% believable. I never got why people thought of him as “America’s Dad” just because he played a father on a popular show. Dude’s always been a skeeze. 

It doesnt even reference this song?

My 993 is worth more than a new car, and I happily paid a little more so I can can listen to my music and sort through my songs without having to pick up my phone. It’s nice to be able to take a roadtrip and have a GPS that isn’t suction cupped to my windshield.

Eat shit.

And having him die on the way back to his home planet actually makes narrative sense!

I’d say Superman should be louder and angrier, but we already did that with the Snyder films.

He should also be proactive and have a totally outrageous paradigm!

I second this.