Why?! So they can just fill these extra toilets full of tampons?! May as well have them get menstrual blood all over the Amurrican flag! They're taking out jobs and our bathrooms!! This is an outrage!

Um, please leave the evaluation of men's attractiveness to us straight men. You women have come along these past couple decades and taken everything from us. Bread winning. Playing sports. Politics. I'll be DAMNED if I sit by and watch you take judging men's attractiveness away from us too.

There is a pretty easy fix to this problem: We start binding girl's chests at the age of 7, so they don't develop. Then, when they are a bit older and selecting careers, we surgically implant breasts deemed the appropriate size for their chosen profession. Finance/law/office job? A small-medium C should fit…

2009! That was my heyday too! Those were the good ol' days of Twitter.

@Drunk_Roseanne

You realize this only applies to engineering, CS, law, or finance professions, right? Because everything in the arts and humanities is unpaid unless you are at a major company.

Hahaha yeah I do not care. If these actually taste like the cookies then it wouldn't matter if they were laced with cyanide and horse poop. Definitely going to be checking this out.

Although there is nothing natural in this, it will make you violently ill to drink it after the expiration date. I've made this mistake so you don't have to.

Bring in baked goods. Everyone loves sweets, so you'll make people happy, and it's awesome for introductions because people will want to come thank you. It's a very easy way to network. Just make sure you don't give off a teacher's pet vibe.

Yeesh, that's what I feared. That's a big burden on the less wealthy kids, and also on the less wealthy kids from the less prestigious state schools who are competing for internships in say, Chicago, against the students from places like Northwestern. Doesn't say much for how our society is viewing upward mobility and…

You should not be advising people on how to perform in internships. You should be advising people to rebel against internships. Most internships are illegal anyway (it is against the law to hire people to do a job and not pay them at least minimum wage. the vast majority of internships do not fit the qualifications of…

The idea of an unpaid internship is that the company gets some free labor and the intern learns more details and information about how the industry works in return. The issue you run into now is that if the intern spends almost all of their day doing things they could do at any office, for free (stapling, copying,…

No offense at all, but if the two authors have been an intern a combined total of thirteen times shouldn't that set off red flags? Not necessarily that the advice is bad, but that the entire idea of internships is broken on a fundamental level.

An internship is there so that you can work at the place, get a feel for…

Yeah, but then you went and countered with a gif featuring a sad, sorry little woman.

Add to that being five feet tall and it's a landmine waiting to happen. I've started sewing a lot of my clothes so that they have some chance of fitting me. It's a pain in the neck (shopping, not sewing)

Amen to this. I'm a 12. I have hips and boobs. Pants that fit my hips? That's gonna mean inches of extra fabric at the waist. Shirts with buttons? Well, if they button over my boobs, my waist is lost in a sea of fabric because obvs if you wear a 12 you must have a beer belly. I've had to become a master of added…

Inbetweenies (between straight and plus) are in their own circle of hell. Maybe this list will help? It lists plus-sized stores and their sizes.

It's noteworthy that when Lisa Marie Presley revealed that Michael Jackson slept in his makeup and wore it 24/7 it was taken as evidence of his mental ill-health, but when a woman doesn't want to be seen without make-up ever it's just like, 'yeah, whatevs, normal'.

If you don't sleep in your makeup, you will never have the eyes of Tammy Faye. Do you want to live without knowing her truths? I sure don't. Also, red wine doesn't care whether you're still wearing makeup, it just wants you to be sleepy. Sleepy and looking like Tammy Faye, that's how I roll!

The fact that the square is coloured in purple confirms this theory.