Yeah, but then you went and countered with a gif featuring a sad, sorry little woman.

Add to that being five feet tall and it's a landmine waiting to happen. I've started sewing a lot of my clothes so that they have some chance of fitting me. It's a pain in the neck (shopping, not sewing)

Amen to this. I'm a 12. I have hips and boobs. Pants that fit my hips? That's gonna mean inches of extra fabric at the waist. Shirts with buttons? Well, if they button over my boobs, my waist is lost in a sea of fabric because obvs if you wear a 12 you must have a beer belly. I've had to become a master of added…

Inbetweenies (between straight and plus) are in their own circle of hell. Maybe this list will help? It lists plus-sized stores and their sizes.

It's noteworthy that when Lisa Marie Presley revealed that Michael Jackson slept in his makeup and wore it 24/7 it was taken as evidence of his mental ill-health, but when a woman doesn't want to be seen without make-up ever it's just like, 'yeah, whatevs, normal'.

If you don't sleep in your makeup, you will never have the eyes of Tammy Faye. Do you want to live without knowing her truths? I sure don't. Also, red wine doesn't care whether you're still wearing makeup, it just wants you to be sleepy. Sleepy and looking like Tammy Faye, that's how I roll!

The fact that the square is coloured in purple confirms this theory.

I don't think Jasmine looks all that different honestly, but Pocahontas (my FAVORITE!!) looks ridiculous!! what is that bedazzled rhinestone trim on her dress?! and her horrible earrings... and most of all her FACE?! I don't even see westernized so much as "alien." She just looks WEIRD. ugh.

Wow, good thing they stuffed a female character in the fridge after taking steps toward making her interesting and having a unique perspective. Otherwise I might have thought Littlefinger and Joffrey were good guys.

Doing all of the things Amanda Knox did is normal. I've done them (minus the STD part, thank my lucky stars). But not doing them is also normal. In fact, all of the things that women do that involve consent and desire are normal.

If you accept that she's mentally ill, perhaps the ethical stance would be for Jezebel to stop live blogging her nervous breakdown.

I have been screamed at by Halston himself for the state of a gown I returned to him when I was a stylist's assistant. The dress was shoved into a Banana Republic suit bag and in shreds. I had no idea what I was returning, it had just been thrust into my arms by the other assistant along with about 50 other pieces…

If I could make a quick recommendation - think about seeing an alternative to a traditional OB-GYN for your regular care. After a great idea from a another Jezzie, I started seeing a midwife for my all my (childless!) lady needs. They do all of the same tests and exams that a regular gyno will do, are normally at…

I love the ending. The voice sets a creepy, truthful tone somehow for me. "I am afraid. I am afraid. I am afraid of women."

Oh god why isn't everyone a lesbian at least vulvae look like nature put a little effort into it dear lord >-<

That guy needs to stay in the pocket!