Ahhhh this is so great.

Her name is almost Boggy Trotters which is a swine thing i think

I sleep against the wall and have to climb a boyfriend mountain to get up and go pee

His legs are really heavy and he tries to throw them on me when he sleeps! My revenge is that I heat up like a hot coal in bed and he wakes up sweaty

My boyfriend is eleven inches taller than me and when he tries to hug me he sometimes ends up putting his top half's weight on me and it seriously crushes me

DEAR EVERY JEZEBEL WRITER THE SKIRT LENGTH PHOTO IS SELF-AWARE CRITICISM OF SLUT SHAMING NOT ACTUAL SLUT SHAMING

"Hill-people milk" slays me without fail

I'm only through season 2 but the Teamster Sandwich Day episode has been one of my favorites

so much better than slutever i'm in love

I still have to see the pediatrician when I go home, too! And it's just her! I had a visit with the nurse practitioner my senior year for a sports physical and she said that BMI was silly and I seemed to be perfectly healthy. T_T

One of my Radio Writing professors teaches a huge 'introduction to electronic media' class and apparently after the lecture about why we're supposed to write at a middle school level one of the kids CALLED RUSH LIMBAUGH to talk about how "these liberal university professors are trying to make us think that Americans…

for whatever reason a lot of girls on tumblr are obsessed with her and think she's JUST LIKE THEM and she's said some really shitty things and i'm so over it

I'm 19 and unfortunately still see my pediatrician when I'm at home, and she swears by it. My campus doctor was worried about it initially-she walked in with the chart in her hand and started talking about me being overweight, but then looked at me and said "but I still looked 'normal'" (HOORAY FAT SHAMING DOCTORS) so…

I really do!! Every time I come home she's really happy to see me, but as soon as I start to pack up she gets really sad and follows me around to try and make me feel guilty

My dog got really sad when I left for school this year, and I made a video to try and cheer her up (http://rockandrollwinterfell.tumblr.com/post/29421814194/a-short-video-of-me-trying-to-cheer-up-my-dog). Phoebe's always my squee

You're a good friend!

Yes!!! In my time as a scout I patiently explained this to several old people who wanted cookies and didn't understand why the box looked different.

The name hasn't changed! There are two different supply bakers in the US: Little Brownie Bakers, suppliers of the heaven known as Samoas, and ABC Bakers, shillers of the not-as-good, milk-chocolate-instead-of-dark-chocolate, fewer-in-a-box Caramel Delights.

It's seriously the bomb dot com. I hope you get one!

My mom got me the smallest cuisinart ice cream maker for christmas! (http://www.cuisinart.com/products/ice_cream/ice-21r.html) She also bought me the William Sonoma ice cream starter which you just add heavy cream and half and half to, but from what I understand the starter powder is just salt, sugar, and vanilla.