To which part?

Born there, actually! But thankfully moved when I was a baby so the crazy didn't sink too deep.

See I also share my Netflix with my whole family which is why I can't watch any of the gritty dark dramas about lesbians

ARE YOU JEZZIES READY TO GET YOUR CRUNK ON WITH APPLE CIDER

My aunt's kids are mad fucking spoiled. They were at my house and the nine year old wouldn't shut up about how her iPhone was better than mine and that she didn't understand why I didn't have an iPad. Not to mention that she unwrapped what my mom got her, said "I already have this," and handed it back to her. URGH.

I'm only two years into college but I'm currently bumming around in the shabby chic-esque pastel mess that I thought was cute my junior year of high school

My terrible roommate watched all of the seasons available on Netflix on her iPad IN OUR KITCHEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES

I think of best friendage as the circle of friends I'm closest with, as opposed to like a king of the mountain shiny crown thing.

Swimming on a sea of nintendo hater tears

I'm at a big university, and I never really manage more than 3ish a day.

If you really like running and she's not in it to be an active participant, I HIGHLY recommend playing Boost Rush mode! Have her be the platform-dropper.

Bro

Yes oh my god I'm only 19 and I live in a dorm and I found this beautiful locally-owned kitchen wares store and I went in and had like a spiritual awakening in front of the wooden spoons and I just want a big beautiful kitchen full of beautiful wares and thinking about it makes me hyperventilate a little

That's usually because male game designers design the characters that way! But yeah it's TOTES all the cosplayer's attention problems.

My BF and I are getting NSMBU, and he's getting ZombiU as well. I'm excited for Nintendoland!

It's so sad to see all the pitbulls. They have the capacity to be the sweetest dogs! That's my rescued lil pit mix (Little because whatever else she's mixed with makes her knee high on my 5' frame) Phoebe. I can't even imagine my life without her.

The most memorable post on my relationship wall with my boyfriend of over a year is a picture of an empty bag of M&Ms that says "I ate most of your mono M&Ms"

I've always thought it was because the reader was supposed to project all of their personality and hobbies onto her?

HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SEXISM

Sorry buddy you can't use oppressive, gendered language in a non-gendered way