Me too. But you can see the tears in her booking photo and I have no jokes left in me.

Um, Taylor Swift and Alyssa Edwards from "RuPaul's Drag Race" are kind of the same person. Can't believe I haven't noticed it until now.

I think Lindy/Jezebel should pay a visit to some of these individuals to see just how "brave" they really are with regards to carrying out their threats. It's easy to say horrific things when hidden behind a computer monitor, but perhaps it's not quite so easy to tell someone you want to shove an apple into her mouth…

I hereby concur and volunteer my services (I worked at an agency, too— bleh)! So many guys sounds like this, "I'm a nice guy, but she just won't give me a chance, waaaah..." which usually devolves into, "because she's a bitch..." which is probably true, but then you're the asshole for chasing her when you could be…

"Ruler of My Heart" by Irma Thomas from the movie, That Night. Now, THAT is the best.

I accidentally listened to this with "Love Away" by Capital Cities playing in the background, and it was much better than the "Landslide" experience— I highly recommend it!

It's really a talent to be able to answer such a stupid question (not to mention all stupid questions) with a smile. My response would have sounded something like, "LOOK, JACKASS, SOME WOMEN WERE LATE. BUT WE'RE BUSY AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO STAND AROUND ALL DAY WAITING FOR THEM, SO WE PHOTOSHOPPED THEM INTO THE…

I DID see and I LOVE!

Instead of a pool rack I prefer to call it a sexy Dorito.

Hahahaha! Touché!

It's Bette. She never needs an explanation! :)

Agreed. So cute, but that cell. Ugh.

I dated someone who said, and I quote, "poor people are poor because they are lazy." It was over swiftly after that.

Wow. Exactly. A thought popped into my head yesterday while having lunch with a pretty good friend. He asked me to tell him what it was, but I refused; I was too nervous of how he would react— afraid that his expression would read of pity, and I'm not sure if my revelation deserves that, or if I'm ready to deal…

Oh my Gd, mine too! A friend visited me recently and said she was surprised I even had toilet paper because I live like a frat guy. And an almost-one-night-stand (we ended up seeing each other three times, I think) cleaned my toilet because he was so bothered (it was like that episode of "Friends" where Ross dates…

And the flip side to this is— Paula Broadwell is an accomplished woman; she is also an attractive woman, and sometimes the latter eclipses the former in terms of public/professional perception, no matter how intelligent she (and women as a whole) may be. So, as much as he got off by her "seeing him for who he really…

My friend had to physically restrain me from throwing my undies at the screen during Avengers. Never thought I was the blonde/muscle-y type, but... oh, there I go, just threw my bottoms at the screen thanks to your gif.

Agreed! Recognize this is a time to educate these kids on the hate they are spewing (whether motivated by peer-pressure or ignorant regurgitation). I don't necessarily believe that they should be expelled, suspended, penalized dramatically, etc. but they definitely should be held responsible and given the…

I'm an open person as well and operate under the advice my mother gave me— don't ask the questions you don't want to know the answers to. If you don't want to know my romantic history, don't bring it up. I'm naturally curious (and liberal) so I always ask, but I still know my limits with regards to my request for…

My ex would do this to me as well. I always thought the idea of snooping was loosely acceptable in the I'm-just-curious/what's-the-big-deal-if-he-has-nothing-to-hide kind of way (I had a habit of snooping through my parents' things when I was young and bored)... UNTIL it was done to me. I had NOTHING to hide; I had…