Did they say anything about lesbians? No! Getting laid is not about your sexual identity. It may be rude, but don’t start saying the commenter is automatically homophobic.

Noone should watch it? Can you really not appreciate the marching bands, these high schoolers so proud to get to perform on national TV? The kids eyes watching giant balloons and cool floats go by? Can you not imagine families who have a tradition of watching the parade, one of the few times some of us can find to…

Oh well in that case, I guess I don’t mind the ads seeing you personally don’t put them there.

But you certainly get paid by those ads.

journalism...sacred. WAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

“Journalism”

In the meantime please enjoy hunting down this autoplay video for ______ while you hunt it down to disable it as it blasts out to everyone within 25 feet of you with ears, and make sure to click through to any one of the many, many, many Amazon links we paste in posts or create entire pages around so that we “may” get…

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

Killing Trenton & Mobley, framing them for the attacks then claiming “They are allied with Iran” is just too close to the nonsense being foisted on the masses in the Real World, to be tolerable.

I work in the wedding industry and this is the truest goddamn thing I have ever heard

As a gay dude who has been a sounding board for several brides, he’s not wrong.

But by that argument, all language is stupid and arbitrary. Every word we have created is a basic construct without attributed meaning until we imbue it with such.

You left about Eight Men Out of the list

Jesus, kid, it’s video games. Stop jerking yourself off.

What do you call someone who participates in Sports? An Athlete.

I know it’s not sexy like the term“E-Sports” but why not call it what it is Competitive Gaming.

I mean he isn’t wrong. I get earning a living off video games via competitive play and other means but c’mon “sport?” Let’s not rewrite history, if we were good at sports we probably wouldn’t be all that great at video games in the first place. We nerds have been trying to be jocks as long as jocks have been a thing,…

“And he doesn’t think esports are ‘sports.’”

To fair to the Tagliabue, he does have some semblance of a point - sports emerged as a recreational way for people to stay fit and healthy, and making exercising fun is still foremost in its virtues. Video games, with few exceptions, don’t deliver on that.

I’m gonna quibble on the pumpkin pie. The degree of homemade-ness depends on what she does to it. If she’s adding cloves and ginger and cinnamon and whatnot, it becomes homemade because it’s uniquely hers. If she’s just dumping pumpkin and a teaspoon of pie spice into a pre-made shell. What’s the difference between…