And King Kong! He’s legitimately great in King Kong!

To be fair, it’s not a very good Warhol. It’s not even a very good member of his electric chair series. But as a Warhol fan, I’d still want to keep it.

You’re gonna do this and not define the word? You guys do know that you have a rapidly aging commentariat, right?

Well played, you magnificent bastard.

Were you in a coma when that video came out? Even eunuch’s took notice to that performance on the car.

Are you talking about Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher?

You would think a guy who is all about pissing people off would be HAPPY that it's easy to piss people off.

Translation: “Things that read as ‘rebellious’ four decades ago now come off as outmoded.”

star wars fans are the real worst, because goddamn, you can’t just like a little bit of a bad movie without having people yell how you’re wrong and terrible and every movie is either the absolute best or the very worst with no in betweens.

i just like some of these dumb space movies, man, doesn’t have to be so…

I hate that I can’t tell if this a joke or not. 

It is not difficult to figure how a pitcher other than the starter is awarded the win. The win goes to the pitcher who is in the game when the eventual winning run is scored. Example: Starting pitcher goes six innings for the home team and after six full, the score is tied at 1-1. Relief pitcher comes in for the top…

My comment history does nothing of the kind. And what do my previous comments have to do with whether what I said above is correct?

Nearly every initial press account of this incident- which was based on the secondhand accounts of family members- was completely contradicted by the bodycam footage. Heres a picture of the dead girl about to plunge a six inch knife into the woman in pink

That’s ok. The wizard did it. 

But how could that be? It was completely localized within the kitchen of house he had trouble finding in the first place. 

That is clearly what he meant, but he would have done better than to compare her prowess to a chemical that makes most people think of the Vietnam War.

Ya see, this guy gets it

Former vice president Joe Biden, who had a memorable clash with Harris on Thursday (okay, “clash” is a bit generous, Harris crushed him),