You probably shouldn’t share that tidbit about never having heard of USC. It’s very well-known (e.g. had best football program in country for years, multiple national championships, much to my displeasure - talk about corruption) and is probably in the top 25 schools in terms of academic rankings these days. It’s very…

Has any star had a run comparable to Mary Poppins and The Sound Of Music in back-to-back years?

Man, I was wondering. I almost fired off a “you read the article and think you should be on team Portnoy?!” Glad I didn’t!

All I know about Dave Portnoy is what I have read in this article.

Get up and say, “I’m sorry children, but something has happened and I have to go handle it. But I’ll come back to finish reading to you, I promise.” And then leave, and maybe worry a little more about terrorists crashing planes into buildings and a little less about temporarily hurting the feelings of a handful of…

Not stay there.

My pick:  the kid who said “Stop!  Stop!  He’s already dead!”

My interpretation was random one scene characters.

The Second Amendment isn’t about hunting tools. It’s about both the individual right to self defense and the collective right of the populace to self-defense. While the AR platform actually makes for a pretty good varmint gun for things like coyotes and wild hogs, it really shines for sport and home defense.

Focusing…

Ok Nannette was only “big” in communities that watch comedy specials to write think pieces about them.

I mean she’s right.

You mean there's no actual society-benefitting reason why Tim Allen thinks white people should be allowed to say the n-word?

Just a reminder: whenever someone complains about "political correctness," what they're really saying is that they want to be an asshole and a bully with no negative consequences. There is no need to put a gentler spin on it.

Thank you.

You’re surprised James Brown was a better performer than Limp Bizkit and Korn?

What sold Justice Kavanaugh was that picture of Sophia with the rest of the Rowing team.

*you’re

A woman in Ghostbusters? THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD SJWS

Oh hush, ya fool. No one cares.


I wish we were in a parallel dimension in which she disappeared with Suddenly Susan. I can’t believe I’ve spent 20+ years having to hear about the lesser version of Vicki Lewis.  

I wish she’d taken Jerry Seinfeld’s advice and quit showbiz in 1996.