thekingorderedit2000
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> an endless, depressing spiral of misogyny and edgelord bullshit

That word, “biggest”, 

Yeah, it was biggest special among people who like their stand-up without all that intrusive laughter.

Dammit, you beat me to it. Take your star.

When James Brown was the best performance out of a concert whose main selling point was Limp Bizkit and Korn, then I guess burning down the entire thing was kind of worth it.

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The people behind Woodstock 50 are no doubt asking themelves the great existential question that has vexed mankind since time immemorial:

Mediocre white dudes need the most attention.

All this talk about Watergate, and yet none of these people thought to ask Dean about the real mystery: How did a twerp like him ever land a stone cold fox like Maureen Dean?

I love it too.

Justin Bieber: “Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down.” 

In the late 70's, Toschi was accused of forging one of the more recent (at the time) Zodiac letters.

There have been exceptions:

To say nothing of the Evil Metal Robot Uses.

I am curious to see if Death gave his solo career another try.

Mitch McConnell.

They think she - a grown ass, strong woman is going to freak the fuck out because another woman leaned over her for a split second are completely pathetic, and making your “queen” look like an utter asshole.

Chris Pine #1, obviously.

“This is perhaps the most on-message moment of Donald Trump’s presidency today,” CNN’s Jim Acosta gushed. “We were all wondering whether he would veer from his remarks, go off of his script there, but he stayed on script, stayed on message and, I think, rose to the moment.