Look, I’m as much an AOC stan as the next person, but reading the article, I find this headline about as believable as YouTube videos entitled: “Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson/any other conservative douchebag DESTROYS SJW’s”

And he only pulled out just enough to do so. 

I think this would work for Trump in any situation. 

No doubt.

Ziti? 

Why not Year 2?

I mean the guy is 33 so I wouldn’t call him fresh faced

He’ll be the original butler from hell! 

3) Make him a dog.

Sounds like The Mindy Project to me.

On the bright side, this did remind me of Futurama, and that’s always a good thing.

Zellweger as a puppetmaster femme fatale might be a bridge too far.

Music-wise, the biggest disappointment was Public Enemy’s “Apocalypse 91....The Enemy Strikes Black.”

One hasn’t been made, but there was pretty serious talk a few years ago of a remake that would star Naomi Watts.

Kirsten Gillibrand should take heart in knowing that she is the future of the Democratic Party.

I’m 100% certain that’s Nick Papagiorgio.

No one is suggesting he could have saved her (though I’d check amongst the greys first, just to be sure). But maybe, just maybe, the good doc could take that macabre moment to learn the real lesson in all of this.

Jeez, whose kid did Maggie Lawson run over for her to be stuck playing opposite noted-piece-of-human-garbage Jason Biggs?

This is so disappointing to hear.

the people who rule this memoir are not in fact Moby, but the women he claims to have dated who probably disdain him now.