Then Lance said during the shoot, he was impossible to work with, because the entire time he was trying to play up that he was famous and asked everyone on set if they wanted to have sex. No one wanted to be near him on the shoot because of how skeevy he was being.

I do believe the term “own” has lost all meaning. 

I was going to argue for Margot Robbie’s magnificent behind, but then remembered she’s Australian.

Lots and lots of feet. 

Is it strange that I got even more excited for this film when I found out Dicaprio and Pitt’s characters were based on Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham, respectively? 

I didn’t say it did. I just said I thought Apple was kind of a cute name, and not really that weird in comparison.

I feel bad for Lindsay. She doesn’t seem well.

I think Apple is kind of a cute name. And frankly speaking, on the celebrity kids-name meter, it hardly ranks as weird. Just ask Pilot Inspektor Lee,  Kal-El Cage, or Chicago West. 

Paris Hilton can suck it.

99 times out of 100, I am in the “it’s just a movie” camp when it comes to reboots, re-imaginings, and/or remakes.

Setting aside the fact that he is clearly a scumbag, the picture used above doesn’t really do him justice. Michael Weatherly is a fairly good looking man. He has those “handsome actor” looks, the type that Robert Wagner created the mold for way back when. Which is a fitting comparison, as not only did Wagner play the…

Fucking with Tony has always been a something Cap has had mixed emotions about.

I don’t know what is more ridiculous, that the OK sign has been turned into a racist hand gesture, or that something called “the circle game” exists.

Something that ultimately causes you to bend your Wookie. 

The fact that the show gets about as many laughs as Studio 60 did isn’t helping either.

Maybe, but more likely they did that Family Feud sketch as a sop to, oh I don’t know, the general population. A vast majority of whom at the moment have a heightened interest in either Game of Thrones or Avengers:Engame. Or really, both.

I’ll fly the flag for 80's movies about horny teen boys trying to get laid. And like more than a few from that time, my pick was set in the 50's: Mischief (1985).

If you find someone buying tickets for a movie annoying and smug, that sounds like a you problem. 

My audience got a rock. :( 

Hey, that’s not true. Some of us are dorks, some of us are geeks. And every now and then a spaz makes their presence known.