Not to sound like a jerk (ok a little bit to do so) but proving some 96-year-old millionaire right is not really how I feel like spending my television watching time?

Bob’s Burgers - Season 4

I was thinking John Oliver as Mr Bentley.

But only in Soviet Union.

I know it’s a fake, but one can still hope.

A great Marvel Moment. One that I am hoping gets resolved in Endgame with what would be the definitive Marvel Moment for not just that film, but for the entire MCU.

I believe you mean Mooslim.

That’s just what those PC thugs want you to think. 

A cogent and incisive commentary on Topher Grace’s career.

Does this mean Poe Dameron is the Beto of the Star Wars Universe? Which begs the 2nd, and clearly more important, question: Is he punk? 

I’m sure once he submits a sample article about how Beto isn’t punk, that situation will change. 

Yeah, that’s her husband. And I bet right about now he’s wishing he’d married some other C-list actress from the TGIF-sphere. Like the chick who played Cousin Larry’s girlfriend on Perfect Strangers.

I think Kate McKinnon will knock this out of the park. But I have to admit, I first heard this and I thought she might be a bit too old for the part. But I checked, and she and Holmes are the same age. Both are 35, and are only one month apart at that. For some reason I kept thinking Elizabeth Holmes was in her 20's. 

“Thor and Hulk tag team a fucking Leviathan” until Hulk does a heel turn and punches Thor, because superhero life is really just a WWE match.

NEWS

Worst part was when he had on that dipshit Chelsea Handler. She was there to plug her book, and she spent most of her time talking about how she went to therapy because Trump was elected. And then Maher asks her about Biden and she totally rubberstamps his opinion on the matter. Nevermind that she was just talking…

I don’t know if Duff is an asshole in general, but I do remember she got into a tiff with Faye Dunaway once. and somehow Duff managed the impressive feat of coming off as the worse person. It was over Duff being cast in a Bonnie and Clyde remake. Dunaway mostly knocked Duff’s acting ability, whereas Duff countered…

JFK.