You so woke.

This definitely isn’t being marketed as Will Smith vehicle.

It is very easy to get the game both on iOS and Android, plenty of Canadians have been playing the game since launch (myself included). Hell, I just walked past a gym about an hour ago and saw four people sitting on the grass battling.

I guess googling it was too difficult for you or your wife, so I’ll do the “hard work” for you:

I’m using an iOS device and it took me all of 3 minutes to make an american itunes account and download the app. It is incredibly easy and there is an extremely active community across the country. I’m sorry you live in the bleak shit hole that is Edmonton, a place that even Pokemon seem to have the good sense to stay…

It is extremely easy to get the game in Canada (I have it) and there’s a shitload of wild Pokemon and a ton of gym activity from hundreds of other players who are actively playing the game in my area.

I can’t wait for this to come out and bomb already so people can shut the fuck up about it and forget it even happened. A great cast wasted on an idiotic concept that is literally being marketed with artificial controversy by a flailing studio. How utterly boring.

Oof, the projection is strong with this one.

Definitely won’t be foolish enough to kickstart it, but will happily purchase it if it is ever released for the 3DS.

Yeah right, Ridley Scott pretty much did this when asked about the casting of Exodus and people still tore him a new one. It’s a lose/lose situation.

Oof, you’re dumb.

Ugh, what a boring theory.

I’m not sure, would you care to reply to me again? I can wait, I’ll just be over here drinking some coffee.

“It just doesn’t make you look good.”

Err, no you don’t “get” that it is meant as humor, your first post proved that. It sounds like you take things quite literally. Not shocked though, I’ve known plenty or mormons in the past.

You sound like the only one who is entirely lacking in a sense of humour.

Ugh, that is a person being held prisoner in their own body...

Depressing.

Leave it to gamers to figure out a way to entirely suck the fun out of something.

Since when is the parasitic american media worth rooting for?