Oh shit if revenues fall Purdue might have to downgrade its hospital transit from “student-driven cargo van” to “student-driven compact car” this could be disastrous

Who calls Dirk Nowitzki that? Well, Dirk Nowitzki, for one.

Counterpoint: live your best leaving-tabs-open life

You’re an asshole.

You’re an asshole.

Hey cmon I’ve got some good ones open!!!

Very happy to report this checks out.

I for one feel like I don’t really need to hear about the experience of Steve Cishet at this point in time

From the headline alone I KNEW The S*n would be involved. Fuck that shitrag.

You could say it’s Vlade’s... Turkish delight

*kick its door first

“EVERYONE wants lower taxes and a smaller government.” LOL nah

Lol there’s a HELL of a lot wrong with what you want

Say it ain’t Spo

Mochi is coming... for yer BRAINS

LOL if you have 5 million dollars and you are trying to compete with 9 billionaires to buy basic things you don’t stand a fucking chance. You would suffer brutally due to the massive inequality you described

(Concurred.)

Barry, I would respectfully offer that The S*n is a trash publication, undeserving of a hyperlink on Deadspin.

Sorry to be that awful grammar person, but as a Hoosier I’m not too sure about that “In.” abbreviation for Indiana. I’d go with either “IN” or “Ind.” With that out of the way, long live Yogi.