Please do not encourage Great Job, Internet!

I recently finished reading Jon Krakauer's Missoula, so right now I'm pretty shocked and disgusted by how a lot of these situations are seemingly playing out. It's kind of put me in a mood akin to Louis C.K.'s bit about men being the biggest threat to women, in that I kind of feel that with something as vulnerable as…

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"My roommate and my FWB were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me."

"Well that's just great, McGarnagle! Now little Billy's dead, turned into a zombie!"

I kind of assumed they detained Nick because they know that the disease is transmitted through the blood stream and he is a known intravenous drug user. This only became an issue after that doctor realized he had been a heroin addict.

It means he gets results, damnit!

It's certainly good job security for her if they insist on trolling the readership and going all the way through with it.

Stupid Millennials need the most attention!

One of the great aspects of The Twilight Zone is the way it establishes one of the great tenants of horror films; the completely normal becoming terrifying. So many episodes begin in the real world-the world you are living in-and within a few minutes tweak it to become surreal and scary.

Rick is smell-blind. It's why he had to quit music and become a cop.

I actually think the show did a decent job of providing an explanation for an explosion of zombies with the plot line of the camps or safe zones run by the National Guard. If your solution is to just set up 12 poorly defended neighborhoods in all of L.A. and let the rest of the city descend into chaos while you 'try…

"We're out of rolling papers."

The prayers of his 50+ kids healed him.

Florida teams across every major sports league tend to have awful color palettes. Bright, tacky colors may work for Condos in Miami Beach, but they make terrible uniforms. I actually like the black matte helmets, they should just make the entire helmet that color and materiel. Ditch the turquoise, Jaguars are not…

In the future when DeNiro accepts his Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars, I really want the only clip played to be the low angle shot of him kicking Billy Batts to death.

Yes, not wearing a damn belt is quite strange and off putting.

I nicked some of your cocaine when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'll do it again.

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

I think it's actually pretty common-considering that a lot of children's cartoons feature anthropomorphic animals-for kids to have those crushes, especially at the age where you don't really understand it beyond 'I like her/him'. My dad has mentioned having an early crush on Faline, from Bambi. Fortunately, it's…