Boss? A job? Oh, la-dee-da Mr. Ivy League, why don't you just park your Bentley in your garage!

Mr. Rabin, in the A.V. Club CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a Firefly key?

This needs-no, demands-more Lobot.

Oh, you Pinterest housewives and your cocaine…

Eyyy! Ohhh! No need to insult him, all's I'm saying'…

Coming Summer 2016, Triplets, featuring Matthew McConaughey, Josh Lucas, and Cole Hauser.

The beats…they're just so beautiful. I feel like my heart is just going to explode…

I can't decide if it's bad to cast someone as attractive as Zac Effron as struggling in any capacity, or if it works perfectly because this is about DJs and horrific EDM music. It's pretty hard to root for Ryan Hansen's Party Down character to succeed in any way, so the 'struggle is real' aspect doesn't really work…

The campaign in New Guinea was so, so brutal and yet almost completely overshadowed by the fighting in the Solomons. The Japanese Army essentially abandoned thousands of Soldiers to either fight or starve to death. It probably didn't help that it devolved into side-show to make MacArthur feel relevant. By the time…

I'm having a hard time imagining lacking compassion and basic human decency to the extent that, upon watching a video of two people being murdered, my reaction would be, "What about my precious guns?!"

Just remember to always picture him as Lawrence Tierney.

Just revisiting The Guns of August. I find that to be such a fascinating time in history, the tail end of the Concert of Europe, and in America the Gilded Age. It doesn't feel like it, but the time between now and WWI is equivalent to that conflict and the end of the Napoleonic Wars, which seem like ancient history.

It's my dream for the week that the next notable person exposed as using Ashley Madison will be revealed to have been doing so only to catfish people. Like, oh lets say, Frank Stallone was posing as a bored housewife to troll people…

They're really socking it to that @yahoo email guy. He must work there, or something.

I'm honestly surprised at how many people were apparently paying good money to peruse that sight. If I remember correctly, when it debuted the general consensus was that it was a blatant ripoff that would be overrun with spam accounts by the end of the first week. Either way, these people should just do it the old…

Your flower power is no match for my gravity defying wig power!

Early onset dementia…

*Terrifying Herman Cain slow-smile*

"I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. Oh, and my friend Patty promised me a blowjob. Your loving son, Navin."

It would all make a lot more sense if they would just acknowledge that the disease started as being transmitted through fluids, and therefore somewhat easily contained, before mutating to become airborne. Wildfire would be the jump to an airborne virus, and presumably the show is starting on Day 1 or 2 of that…