Oh Internet, just when I think you couldn't get any stupider, you go and do something like this…

From The Office, Dwight's "QUESTION" and "False!"

Bank of Fuckin' America!

Are dees the Nazis, Walter?

*Ruth Powers shudder*

But it's actually a nice word. There's 'ma', and then 'newer', which is good! Ma-Newer!

You anti-Dentite bastard!

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Serious question: Who in the hell is still going on Chatroullette…other than dudes exposing themselves? I'm kind of surprised they found any participants at all.

"As long as you have absolutely no follow up questions…yes."

"Hey yo Chad…I had sex with Katie too, man. Katie got them big ass tittays!" Has become the go-to goodbye message for my friend group, especially for the guy who's girlfriend is named Katie.

Nathan Jr. needs his Dip-Tet, Kyle!

What's wrong with just admitting that a joke made you laugh? And if it made you laugh, then the logical next step is that it was funny. The one thing I dislike most of all about modern, younger analysis of pop culture is the need to process every single damn thing like Robbie the Robot, scanning for ways someone, som…

Damon: Hey Mars! You like apples?

I would much rather this be about the real Miles Teller and other people who apply the concept of PTSD to any instance of 'I've had some stressful shit in my life.' Instead of oh say, an injured Soldier or a rape victim, it could just be Teller as an aspiring actor who suffers PTSD from having a cold and distant…

That was way harsh, Tai…

So, do you like…stuff?

Nnnneeerrrrrddddd!

Lush Life, by Richard Price. Definitely enjoying it so far.

I like to add a handle of gin to my 'Frozen pie crust, cloves, Tom Collins Mix' pie. It really ties the flavors together.