Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

That was Virginia Woolf. Plath stuck her head in the oven.

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

More real talk: fuck Donald Trump though.

I too saw the new exhibit at the guggenheim “A study in impotence and insecurity, portraits from the gun range” but my favorite item was resentment III.

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

He did it so he would look like a Good Guy™

“Mr. and Mrs. Eifert, I’m sorry to say that there was some hypoxia in the womb”

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

There is no reason to play the national anthem at a sporting event. If they played it before a movie, you would be creeped the hell out. If every time you came in to work, everybody stopped what they were doing at 9:05 to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you would think that was weird. This is also weird as balls, and…

Still a net positive in the world.

Well at least some good comes out of it...

nah, best thing to do is constantly point out that the President of the United States is a fucking horrible human being and unfit for the role that his idiot supporters have stupidly voted him into.

Considering nobody buys Steph’s ugly ass shoes to begin with, I’m leaning toward this being a non issue.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

Trump is a dipshit.

I covertly sneaked over to the playground at a nearby park to test my monkey bar skills. It was worse than I thought.