Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

My guess is that they thought they’d use this little bit of time to see if any other offers came in. Boston established a price floor for Kyrie and Cleveland thought they might get some kind of bidding war started while going back the Celtics with the old “are you sure that’s your best offer?” The interest was tepid…

Why has it got to be one or the other?

Right, exactly. Who can forget that South Bend was once a part of Ireland, and that we slaughtered the Irish who’d lived there since before recorded history? And that we forced the few survivors to live on reservations while we grew rich off the fat of their land?

I don’t fucking get it. Just change it. It gives you a chance to rebrand, sell a ton of new merchandise, and come out looking better than Dan Snyder. It’s a win-win. And from a fan stand point, it’s not like if the logo changes that there will be a ban on wearing old gear you bought with the Wahoo on it. You can still…

Are you flirting with me? ;)

I don’t have much of a problem with Glen Taylor looking across a table at Andrew Wiggins and saying, “we believe you can be a real two-way force in this league, and this contract reflects our expectation that you will reach that level. I hope it also demonstrates out commitment to helping you reach that level here in…

I can understand an owner having a conversation with a player and asking him to be more present in the off-season. I cannot for the life of me understand why he would make those conversations public.

It wasn’t sneaky. He basically said he was going to do it.

Funk is coolest person in the history of the world.

Funk is truly a tough sumbitch. It’s amazing that 20-ish years after “Beyond the Mat”, both he and Jake Roberts are still alive and kicking.

Go fuck yourself, racist inbreeder.

Texas: Where stopping one illegal immigrant is worth risking hundreds of citizens lives.

Making room for Tebow

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

I assume they’ll all be blacklisted?

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

I couldn’t get past the sewer orgy.