This article would *definitely* exist if he spent every weekend putting together puzzles on his time off. And it would be glorious.

The Trumper last bastion of credibility: defend the golf record.

A fact compiled and reported by a CBS White House reporter. Literally the most mainstream media job in the country. You didn’t bother to check the source when you first read that fact in your media?

His golf “relaxation” has cost this country $10million in one month. Presidents do not get every weekend off. It’s insane and wasteful and an abuse of the office.

You sound upset about something small from many years ago.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

You know what we do with terries:

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

Three days ago, the Rockets could have gotten Boogie Cousins for that haul.

C’mon, it’s 2017. Aren’t we beyond obsessing over Piazza’s possible love of cured meats?

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

Ain’t nothin’ but a thang.

Don’t forget little “How old is that cutie, 15 now?”

“I’m the least [insert bigotry] person you know” is the friendless man’s “I have black friends.”

Yes, he loves “Which one are you?” and “What’s her name again?”

The way he called the anti-semitism question at his “press conference” underhanded and overly complicated, when he could have said, “We need to shut this hate down.” and been done with it, is unfathomable to me. Your own grandchildren, sir! Your own grandchildren!

“I am the least anti-Semitic person person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life.”

Please don’t do this. The problem is institutionalized coercion, fear, and excessive respect of authority, not the gender or age of the abusers.

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

I hate when the UFC gets theatrical. I mean, I love watching two meatheads beat on each other as much as the next guy, but 525,600 minutes is a bit long.