@nolamomma: My alma mater, the University of Wikipedia, has a much better football program

Has this Mnookin guy ever appeared in Playboy or on MTV? If he hasn't, why should we listen to him? HUH?

@joshmetodeath: It's Sarah Palin!

Only in New York, kids.

@PilgrimSoul: The Sarah Palin defense. "How dare you insult my special needs baby?" (Dude, we were insulting YOU)