Kaley Cuoco is having a great time dating that horse man.

4. Inspired amusing Simpsons character.

For such a bad superhero, rape expert Munch sure has appeared on a lot of TV shows.

You forgot to mention the actual Smartest Man in the Room:

A MAN inside A SUIT? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

This must be the same person as the "cunt punt" letter, right?

When they make a movie of me clicking around Google Maps for 127 hours, James Franco can play me.

It's a running joke from the movie Idiocracy. I assumed everyone would get it.

Your shits all retarded! heh heh heh

Chris Lilley is a comedy genius.

Emma getting mouth-gonorrhea because she wanted a colorful bracelet was my fave moment.

It happened like this

I would be more impressed if Jennifer Lawrence was dating Sid instead of Tony.

Roman Polanski to direct!

THEY'RE LEARNING TO USE TOOLS!!

Beware of "Tot Mom!" She has a tendency to go "Overboard!"

I think (QUEER) there is something (QUEER) on this guy's mind (QUEER) but I can't (QUEER) figure out what it is (SATAN).

The nice lawyer lady from Treme would never get involved in something like this.

I was in that same Apple store two weeks ago, and two bald white guys kicked me off a computer because I had been there "too long" - all of five minutes. Both guys had those Secret Service earphone things, and nothing to identify them as store employees. I'm a slovenly white guy who was there to - buy a computer! I…

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