I’m already looking forward to the sequel, Charlie’s Anglias.

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf....

Real life Shiny possum

He’s Irish traveler, not Anglo-Saxon or Romany. His grandparents are from Galway. Jesus Christ this isn’t hard. AND HE’S CATHOLIC

I think the worst is clearly still From Hell. They turned it from a story from the point of view of Jack the Ripper into a murder mystery, which is a bit like if you made a Breaking Bad movie that was all about Hank trying to figure out where this meth is coming from. 

“Political Correctness” is a made up term used to denigrate what is, in reality, simple politeness and respect for others. People who complain about political correctness are, to a person, actually complaining that they are unable to get away with being an asshole without consequences.

Metaphorically I guess, but the term doesn’t really fit. It’s like saying the fact that all living people today will probably die is mass murder. Genocide is intentional and forced. The better term would be white extinction.

I was raised a southern Baptist and one thing that always stuck with me from the time I was a kid until this very moment is: Why are we supposed to matter?

Why isn’t there an article about me, the straight white guy who wears Levis andkicks your butt in FIFA?

This sounds like the classic finger-pointing exercise you’d expect from a company with an software development (or any IT function) mentality.

Nobody cares.

I love all the Squirrel Girl takes on that from her comic.

If’n you ain`t the grandaddy of all liars!

There are only two correct choices; Chimpan A and Chimpan Z!

I have every one of those Marvel themes memorized and they are all golden. I mean, sure, I could possibly be doing something more important with that brain space, but who am I to argue with what my brain wants to cling to?

This list is invalidated by the absence of the Happy Happy Joy Joy song.

All you need to know before playing Forsaken: Destiny is a fantastic game developed and updated by a group of people who do not seem to understand why people like it, who keep changing things for the worse or breaking things for the better, and who will inevitably fall on their faces while simultaneously lodging their…

Protip: “alpha males” aren’t actually a real thing, the scientist who discovered them later realized that he was completely wrong and was actually observing the head of a family, rather than that of a pack. So calling someone a “beta male” is pretty stupid.

“The central idea of Alan Moore’s comic book is undeniably cool: public-domain Victorian pulp-literature characters refashioned into a Justice League-style superhero team to combat an H.G. Wells Martian invasion”