Okay, but that’s just Bart painted green. You painted Bart green and thought no one would notice, Matt.

Much fell into place for me when it was announced that Snyder wants to do an adaptation of Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead. “Aha, that’s it,” I said to myself. “He thinks Rorschach is the hero.”

My current theory is that there’s a vast and terrible engine somewhere in the bowels of DC’s corporate headquarters, one stoked by Alan Moore’s undying fury. And every so often, it begins to slow down, which is a major crisis because it can’t... I don’t know, burrow through the fabric of reality or keep the…

he ardently loves Watchmen as a body of work, but firmly believes in Alan Moore’s wishes that the story told in Watchmen is a story that can only be told in the medium of comics.

Just what in the everliving fuck you do think you have accomplished with this?

who?

Looks like they finally got that thing I sent them

I’m also not an idiot and turn off my car when I get out of it?

Right, it’s a whole different world from Utica. I mean, you should see what Albany folk call their hamburgers...

Honestly, John Constantine had been a mess for some time before his (re)integration to the mainstream DCU. His Vertigo series had been treading water for a long while, and I suspect it would have long since been canceled if not for Constantine’s historical significance to the imprint.

If this scares or offends you don’t look up particles in the air of the bathroom at your house, or <gasp> a public bathroom.

Man - hate articles like this. From a purely scientific point of view - yes there are “particles” in the room. But a lot of people are going to read this and think “that guy in the cube next to me is a problem even if he smokes outside”. Which is NOT being pointed out here. The only line that very weakly implies this…

Thankfully, we already have Spider-Man without (Andrew) Garfield.

Now, Zack Snyder has shared another picture from that screen test, one that he says convinced Warner Bros. that Cavill was the man for the red trunks.

>>> “...convinced Warner Bros. that Cavill was the man for the red trunks.” <<<

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

It’s German for The Darkman The.

That’s also the climax of Donkey Kong.