So Chris Latta was probably the reason  Cobra Commander* was in that episode of Transformers.

You just got put on every watch list known to man. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.

Facts: Touch and Dare by Stan Bush for this movie may be the two greatest songs made for any film in history. Fight me over this. I will end your world like Unicron.

Alternative take: Waterworld was a rip-off of by pure coincidence somewhat similar to the Milligan/McCarthy movie pitch - turned comic Freakwave, which was basically Mad Max 2 in a drowned world (only weirder). It had The Drifter instead of The Mariner (though he does get referred to that way at least once in the…

You left out the best, although it’s not really a ‘thing’.

I first realized I’m old when I heard sincere, excitable teenage girls talking about ‘shipping’ and I thought to myself “that word is stupid as fuck...”

Agreed. What many people are missing, is that we don’t need a sex scene, we don’t even need a kiss, in this particular case, since we’re talking about ex-lovers. We just need acknowledgement. That’s it.

“Baloney in our slacks” line still works.

Despite Jack’s character on Will & Grace being a gay man isn’t something that is necessarily ‘announced’ with your every action.

That woman painted as Pikachu is maybe the darkest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like, the void embodied as a person.

Because movie audiences are less inclined to hunt down the f*cking hair and makeup people and bombard them with death threats when they don’t like what the director did in a scene, for one thing.

‘What you been watching recently?

For someone playing the “let people enjoy things” card you seem to love arguing about stupid shit.

You forgot to mention the fact that the hotel owner didn’t identify Elle Darby in his public posts, and it was Darby who posted that video and outed herself. Also, the hotel owner is right.

Measuring your opinion against the majorities is a pointless waste of time.

True story: Back when I was... gods, I don’t remember how old, I was a kid. I loved Beast Wars, it was one of my favorite shows on tv at the time. I remember going into Blockbuster while my mother was grocery shopping and seeing the N64 copy of that fighting game and I just HAD to rent it. Of course, I had no money on…

oh fuck off

Yea, while I agree, that whole “That’s not a real job!” statement is some shit I always can’t rock with.

A unique blend of film noir, horror, and science fiction, Alex Proyas’ underrated film about a man accused of murder in a mysterious city where the sun never seems to shine is beloved by those who’ve seen it, which isn’t as many people as it should be. (Feb 27)