Chicken Dinner.

You clicked a Zelda you mean.

You clicked a Zelda and moved on.

Move on to what? Not reading other things?

dumbly adhering to something that is not true for the sheer purpose of ticking people off seems... obnoxious.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

The funny thing is this use to be what trolling was ... now it’s just douchebag assholery.

I mean, some of it I find amusing - women pretending they don’t understand Star Wars to make idiot fanboys mad, for instance.

Yes, he is.

Also, the main character in Metroid is named Metroid, right?

As the debate continued to heat up— and Dumas’ light-hearted trolling continued to draw the ire of humorless drips everywhere

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

No, this is a work of dadaist genius. I tip my hat to you, sir.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years.…

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

Yes, but the Wii showed where Nintendo truly struggled: third party games. While the system sold extremely well, I think you’ll be hard pressed to find many ‘gamers’ who remember it fondly. Everyone ‘had to have it’ but nobody ever really played it. The bad taste of the Wii was only further exasperated by the…

Plus they tend not to play the Hardware loss game. When hardware is sold, money is made.

The WiiU was really an anomaly- the first time they actually lost money on a console. The Gamecube was profitable, as was the N64, and they apparently somehow even managed to come out in the black on the Virtual Boy. That and the 3DS also losing money was pretty worrying then, but with the Switch’s rapid success it…

yeah, chicken, rabbit, duck and snail