It’s amazing that somebody saw this and legitimately thought, “That would be a really great action movie.”

a new generation of Gods that was birthed after the previous mythical lineage ended in Ragnarok (no, not that one, a different one).

While on Themyscira, Helen — who is the daughter of Zeus & Leda — has some Wonder Woman-y powers awakened. Centuries later she returns to the wider world, following her “big sister.” One of the first persons she sees refers to her by the Italian equivalent of “ma’am,” she likes the sound of it, so she starts using…

Did you call “The Tick” an original property? I’ll give you that it’s very different from the shows before it, but it’s Big Blue’s third time on TV.

Advise me please.

The Disney motto: “We Will Eventually Own Everything You Love”

This really says it all. I’m not interested in supporting WB like they’re some sort of charity project. When they get their shit together and make movies that I want to see, I’ll go see them. Until then, someone else can be their “make a non-crappy superhero movie” Kickstarter backer.

“Bruce decides to remodel his office with the help of Target.”

Yes, there is a cabal of reviewers that have met together and conspired to trash every DC movie produced starting with Superman Returns. Except for: Superman Returns (76%), The Dark Knight (94%), Watchmen (64%), The Dark Knight Rises (87%), The LEGO Batman Movie (91%), and Wonder Woman (92%). But those were done just…

I think we all know who really wrote this.

Those first few images:

Until either the insulation technology changes, or a ceramic material that can meet the same operating requirements at a higher temperature is devised. It’s scientifically ignorant and quite frankly conceited as hell to assume meaningful advances will never be made on either of those fronts.

[rewatches The Wrestler]

Yes, that includes me - I’m an irrational primate. And every day I try to remember that and overcome that. It’s not always possible, but acknowledging it and trying to deal with it is the first step to recovery. AA isn’t totally wrong other than the higher power bit.

Considering just how it went down, it seems like it could lead to an emotionally better path ahead for J. Jonah Jameson, but we’ll have to wait and see if he’s really capable of giving up one of his oldest, hardest grudges now that he knows the face behind Spider-Man’s mask.

And people wonder why the Switch was understocked. lol It’s not a conspiracy.