My takeaway on Watch Dogs' profiler is a lot more innocent:

As it should be.

I see you shiver with anticip.....

I think you don't really get net neutrality then, no offense. The point is, they should be held responsible for providing you with equal access to any content you want to consume, regardless of what that is. Be it your emails, youtube, games or whatever else you frequent.

Why are you even using the internet? You obviously know everything already. You're pretty much done right?

yeah, who plays two month old games? nerds

Maybe at least some of the writers from the closed websites will get positions writing for Kotaku UK and create more native output for it?

Kotaku UK is just awful. Their original content is sparse and rarely worth reading, and they miss out a lot of the good stuff from the real Kotaku.

They're killing the ONM website?

That's what I mean. "Women". Every time I see a comment from a "woman" on those sites "looking for a one-night stand to [redacted] in my [redacted] [redacted]", my nine-years-at-GameFAQs radar comes up. More catfish than a Cajun restaurant.

"Thanks for sharing." This type of politeness always amuses me.

Now I'm the last one to be a graphics whore...but that Aisha Tyler screenshot. Man. That's bad.

That completely misses the point of LOTR and it's themes. Isildur took up his fathers sword at the edge of oblivion and found the courage to strike out to Sauron. By cutting off the ring Sauron's power was basically halved. It was sheer luck that he mortally wounded Sauron not because of some weird wraith power. Sure,…

Take on Sauron? Really? Come OONNNNN.

The A.I. is so advanced that it tries to cover bugs.

Son, we get it. You dislike kotaku. But what do you think you're proving by acting like a prepubescent boy who's discovered trolling for the first time? You're not impressing anyone. So, do yourself a favor and make yourself scarce.

Well I laughed.

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