This is the best thing I’ve read in days.  Like all of this could have also happened between three coworkers at the local Hot Topic, and the stakes would have been completely the same.

Please stop teasing us with brown shooting brakes

What is going on here!!? Did BMW lay off their entire design team? Where are the huge buck teeth?

There is a long history of especially cruel concept cars: from gorgeous design details that would never pass any sort of pedestrian safety tests to novel propulsion systems, but this is in the special category of cars that absolutely exist in a parallel worldline, and my god how I want it (in my fantasy this also has…

I’m with you.  They look like a fun couple of hours to rent on vacation but living here and owning one that takes up valuable garage space?  No thanks!

HD should make a commercial featuring a trans person... they’d all be forcefully returned in record time.

...still waiting on my meth...

If this was the experience in Miami just imagine how bad it will be in Vegas, a city that literally only exists to separate visitors from their money.

“Nor do I think the board should have forced the sale”

Hard to distinguish between all the awesome specials they produced, but for a single segment, my go-to is Jeremy and the Reliant Robin. Can’t watch it without violent fits of laughter, and I’ve watched it many times... Yes, they messed with the Reliant’s differential to make it easier to roll-over, but it’s still…

The entire Vietnam episode.  That was the peak and everything since has been chasing that high.

So what year Altima was she driving?

Before anyone starts quoting self defense and “stand your ground” laws, these examples are all straight up murder. There isn’t even a debate over it. The perpetrators are going to prison, where they belong.

the GrandTourismos that have the better transmissions seem to be priced about the same as a Jag F-Type, which is a stupid purchase that also tempts me.  

And this is why you never accept bonuses in lieu of raises. Employees would shit their bricks if there were pay cuts or pay freezes. But some of them readily accept the bullshit excuses for why bonuses are non-existent year after year. 

It was on my list, but I didn’t want to spend that much so I got a CX-30 Turbo lol it’s no Porsche but it’s a great little car

We have a 2017 GTS. I had a 2017 340i manual prior, couldn’t stand the garbage steering and sold it 5000 miles later. I then tried to convince myself I liked the S6, but it was just a one-trick pony (very quick accel at any speed).

Genesis GV70

You’re almost there with the cover image, but I’m about it’s big brother. New Pilot is very handsome.