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Dude, just become a licensed mechanic already. Establish a mechanic collective. Share a garage where you can work on one of your cars sometimes and work on other people’s jalops to pay for the port space. Get permission to do stories on customers jalops. Make videos. Make some cash.

Another garbage clickbait headline. How are they pissing off “everyone possible?” Sure the factory workers who had hoped to be rehired might be disappointed, but that’s not “everyone possible.” I’m not pissed. You’re not pissed. Mrs Wilson from number 43 is not pissed. As the last paragraph clearly states, this is SOP.

A big luxury boat is definitely not my usual style, but I love those ‘57 & ‘58 Broughams. Especially the brushed stainless roof.

She says in the video that she gets paid by the government.  I took that very clearly to mean that she’s on public assistance.

Holy shit.

This leaves players with two options: Grind for more money to buy all the new toys or buy Shark Cards using real-world money to quickly fill their digital bank.

That’s enough to get my vote right there!!

Some of these are fucking great. My top 3:

So this guy had perfectly consensual affairs. Why is it on kotaku and why is he even losing his job over it? It’s none of our business.

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that that woman doesn’t have a job to lose.

Better remove all the statues in case there is a full bottle somewhere...

welp....thats a sweet gesture

It’s very low in Florida ($275) because Rick Scott was convinced hordes of unemployed (presumably black) people would go to Florida and live like princes. He made it almost impossible to sign up and left the benefit so low that it’s just barely worth the effort. There was talk of including drug testing because his

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

I’m sorry. I’m only getting pics of the old car. Will you please post pics of the updated one? Thanks.