I will grant this, though: he is a very, very large man. Almost inconceivably large.

I haven’t played Guild Wars 2 in ages, but I still think about that map from time to time. Easily one of the most beautiful maps I’ve ever seen in a video game.

Herpes does beat men and women...

Eat, sleep, train.

the ocean is fucked up

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

How can you post that quote without also including the very next line?! It makes it SO MUCH WORSE:

while I totally agree, I will say that they’ve seen tons of money for those old games through their virtual console platform, which still, to this day isn’t tied to your account, so you have to buy games for every console they’ve released. I’ve purchased Mario 3 like 4 times in my life at this point

Vectrex & Intellivision FTW!

WBC are racists?

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

The “real world has real consequences” look on her face is priceless.

The Witcher: It Follows

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…

Obligatory note that the top image is a reference to Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks, maybe the most fun painting of all time.

I don’t understand why it’s still more expensive than the Classic Mixer which is bigger

I don’t understand why it’s still more expensive than the Classic Mixer which is bigger

Pretty sure you would be knocked into next year if you went in the octagon in that "pretend" sport.