I wonder if there are any other 30+ women out there who are reading this article and feeling a mixture of understanding –"its court man, of course you wear sleeves" – and guilt – am I a part of the problem for thinking that?

My butt has a bodyguard. It's called "underwear".

but rather it's because those at the top just share a table with rape and allow it to run rampant, which it doesn't

Whaaaa?

Adding to what Ari said: Children of color and children who live in poverty are disproportionately punished for what could otherwise be minor infractions. How is a parent on welfare going to afford $100?

I'm annoyed that the media wants me to know who this person is.

Maybe they weren't in schools at all 25 years ago.

The "chemical X is also used in making industrial things Y and Z" argument is bullshit rhetoric. Lots of things that are healthy to ingest are also used in other things that don't sound healthy—for example, "sodium hydrogen carbonate" is used in suppressing fires, deodorizing clothes, and cleaning, but is also used in…

Pants? Pfffft. Putting on a bra is the real getting dressed accomplishment (I realize Mark, that it might be unfair to judge you by that standard).

Yes (but Marie Bonaparte was the niece of Napoleon, and wife to a Danish prince):

While its not everyone's style, it has beautiful clothes. I've been shopping there regularly since my 20s. Perfect for work and they have plus sizes:

But, kuru/mad cow disease are from the brains and nervous tissue. So, stay away from that, and even prion diseases can't stop you from safely enjoying the meat of your brethren!

For the sake of accuracy, neither actor got "played off" last night. Blanchett was responding to a prompter notifying her, about 30 second into her thank yous, that she had 30 seconds left to speak. It's a good bet that McConnaughey got the same notice and simply talked right through it. Blanchett just verbalized it.

Pricks fix possible definitions, A fraternity themed gay bar, A doctor's office specializing in Male STDs, or a BMW repair shop

Completely unrelated, but made me think of this.

Well... no. If 1 out of every 8097 people in the US commits suicide, that's still one out of 8097 on average per state. And if were to talk about the breakdown for the largest 200 cities in the US, it wouldn't then be 1 out of 40. It would still be (on average) 1 out of 8097. If we don't have the breakdown, some may…

If we made the banknotes entirely out of Spandex it'd be easier to make our money stretch.

The only places I want to see boobies are in advertising, in the titty bar, in movies, in music videos, in video games, in email forwards from my friends, in the porn I habitually download, in the porn sent to my spam folder, in magazines, on nearly every website, in my dreams/fantasies, and alongside the articles in…