Adding to what Ari said: Children of color and children who live in poverty are disproportionately punished for what could otherwise be minor infractions. How is a parent on welfare going to afford $100?

I'm annoyed that the media wants me to know who this person is.

Maybe they weren't in schools at all 25 years ago.

The "chemical X is also used in making industrial things Y and Z" argument is bullshit rhetoric. Lots of things that are healthy to ingest are also used in other things that don't sound healthy—for example, "sodium hydrogen carbonate" is used in suppressing fires, deodorizing clothes, and cleaning, but is also used in…

Pants? Pfffft. Putting on a bra is the real getting dressed accomplishment (I realize Mark, that it might be unfair to judge you by that standard).

Yes (but Marie Bonaparte was the niece of Napoleon, and wife to a Danish prince):

While its not everyone's style, it has beautiful clothes. I've been shopping there regularly since my 20s. Perfect for work and they have plus sizes:

For the sake of accuracy, neither actor got "played off" last night. Blanchett was responding to a prompter notifying her, about 30 second into her thank yous, that she had 30 seconds left to speak. It's a good bet that McConnaughey got the same notice and simply talked right through it. Blanchett just verbalized it.

Pricks fix possible definitions, A fraternity themed gay bar, A doctor's office specializing in Male STDs, or a BMW repair shop

Well... no. If 1 out of every 8097 people in the US commits suicide, that's still one out of 8097 on average per state. And if were to talk about the breakdown for the largest 200 cities in the US, it wouldn't then be 1 out of 40. It would still be (on average) 1 out of 8097. If we don't have the breakdown, some may…

If we made the banknotes entirely out of Spandex it'd be easier to make our money stretch.

The only places I want to see boobies are in advertising, in the titty bar, in movies, in music videos, in video games, in email forwards from my friends, in the porn I habitually download, in the porn sent to my spam folder, in magazines, on nearly every website, in my dreams/fantasies, and alongside the articles in…

I think Aamer Rahman says it best:

I'm offended by their handwriting.

hub hub??? you mean hubbub??

Did anyone ask him about his teeth?