Especially if they are fathers’ of girls around the age of the woman they are with. That skeeves me out so hard.

I acknowledge that people are incredibly beautiful between 18 and 25. But, I’m not, like, attracted to them anymore. That’s what confuses me. The desire to be with people that young. As I get older, what I’m attracted to is no longer confined exclusively to what they look like. And, I feel like that is basically a…

The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

I’m so glad my parents can’t even fathom social media. My father thinks Twitter posts are called “Twits” (“did you see what this twit on MSNBC said?”) and my mother is just slooowly learning to text. She thinks lol means “lots of love”. It’s so cute I don’t have the heart to correct her.

I don’t mind that as much as how it was taken out of context. He was actually addressing the issues that people are using the comment to accuse him of not understanding. Fucking Clinton. I’m going to hate voting for her conniving political ass so much. But hey, she wins, right? And an evil manipulative monster…

I was once told that the shape of your brows as a child is the best shape for your face. That made so much sense to me because duh, God wanted us to be beautiful but then I remember how I hit puberty and my brows decided they wanted to be reunited.

You would think that any reasonable, non-racist person would be able to make an exception for executive orders and/or other federal intervention where the enslavement of human beings is concerned. “States’ rights” my ass.

Seriously. I wish I could send her a card.

Because that is what we do. I’m 50 years away from being Flossie’s age, but once you hit 60, people treat you like you’re something of an annoyance. Add a disability and you’re invisible. The older you get, the more childishly you are treated. And - you’re not supposed to comment disparagingly about it, while you’re…

I have a theory that we treat people as adults for only about 30 years.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

Food waste is a huge problem so you ask for your to-go box with pride, sir.

Whenever I start feeling like I’m a little too cultured and high-brow, all I have to do is read a round-up like this. The fact that a 37 year old woman would be crying with laughter over poop stories proves that I will never really grow up.

Yes, let’s please make this about you and how it hurts your feelings when women are understandably afraid of men.

You know, in an article that is literally about a woman being shot dead by a stranger for nothing more than declining his unwanted sexual attentions, complaining about how you don’t like it when someone gives you dirty looks might be a little insensitive.

So weird, mine were just like “oh gross! I’m trying to eat. Someone get that off my screen!” but then again, I’m not a mother. Not that I hate babies or anything, they’re little tiny human sized packages of cuteness and strange emotions.

Sad thing is, I don't think the parents are even vegan. People just love to jump right to the comments section without reading the article so they can be firs.

It isn’t. Most vegans are happy to feed their baby breast milk or formula (usually soy formula) if breast milk is unavailable.

There are also cow’s milk free baby formulas (some infants are allergic to milk or lactose intolerant and told by doctors not to consume cow’s milk, as I was). So I’m not sure we can blame this on vegans so much as... being an idiot.