They done gone and went already! I mean, two cups in a row, what do you want?

The ICC Champions Trophy is building to a fascinating finish. This afternoon GMT, hosts England crashed out of the tournament, getting clobbered by Pakistan in every conceivable way. England managed only 211 all out with 15 boundaries and not one six. Pakistan eclipsed the total with 8 wickets and 77 balls remaining…

The most important takeaway from this is that it wasn't funny. You really can't make beheading funny, and even if you can, she didn't do it.

For the Warriors, we need Moses Malone going "Fo, Fo, Fo, Fo!" The intertubes should get on that. You just have to graft on one extra "Fo."

I only vaguely remember "A New Hope." I saw it in the theater with my parents and I remember loving it, but nothing about the experience stood out. I distinctly recall standing in a huge line for "The Empire Strikes Back" and then walking past a similarly long line on the way to our car and exclaiming in a loud voice…

- I have a cold, we lost power at the house for 7 hours, and my customers aren't responding to data requests so I can't finish the documents they want me to send them. I did manage to slap together an Indian Premier League finals viewing party on short notice (I only thought of the idea Sunday, and got it all planned…

- I'm glomming on to my local team, the Astros. It might be their year, just like Sports Illustrated said! Who am I kidding, Sports Illustrated is a curse and Houston sports' seasons always end badly. Still, it's better than watching the Mets. I'm actually going to a Mets/Astros game in September. It should be…

It's Netflix, so they will all be working bleu.

Yup. old servants, extras from St. Elsewhere, and people who came to the house stalking Chris Martin and not knowing who Gwyneth was.

If one of them was Subaru, the folks at Subaru probably had a nice laugh.

Boobada

That's a fongool, in the spelling of North Jerseyites. Antonin Scalia famously did it to a reporter.

Bruschetta is way better than foccacia. Now, make that really dirty somehow.

"Get me olive oil, plenty of olive oil!"

Of cock.

I enjoy the fact that a bi guy is a mezzo-fanook. Sounds classier.

Giada blew John Mayer. Or so the internet told me. That's the only thing I know about her.

1) Stuck in a job that I am barely qualified for and don't like because the commute is better to this office and they need workers and the other office farther away (where they do the work I am actually qualified for) is not busy.
2) If she's still there in the bed next to me when I wake up. Other than that, I'd be in…

Worth the Prime account alone.

It sounded like he wanted to talk more about "Heaven Help Us". As a former catholic school student, I watched that movie at least a dozen times in college and really loved it. I went through catholic school with nuns in a small town, so I can't imagine how sadistic the experience would have been with brothers in the…