People who dislike Sansa are either stupid or blind. Can't decide which.

Yep and yep.

Tommen Lannister is the new king.

Nah, I'm right there with you. Almost everything else is boring. KL is where the action and the drama is at.

In no country anywhere are birds considered people. Any country that does consider them people is wrong, and should be exterminated.

But he is fat, yes.

NPR Pledge Drive was beheaded mid-sentence. Don't fuck with the Kingsguard.

I think she would. She does not like Tyrion, at all.

My various minions/housemates are *pissed* that it wasn't Jon Snow or Arya hacking him to death with an axe or something.

This is, basically, true.

Arya's dire wolf is not AWOL. Arya told it to GTFO in S1.

All of Cersei's children are also Jaime's children. This is explained in S1 when she and Tyrion are talking about it, and Tyrion comments that Tommen and Myrcella are just fine, and don't have the insanity that is stereotypical of the offspring of incest.

Warging is kinda the epitome of "Old Gods magic". It goes without saying.

That's my theory, too, though the Tyrells seem to be more long-game players, and having Margaery wedded to a now-dead king does not allow the crown to pass to her, unless they also plan to kill off Tommen. But I dunno if that is in the works or anything. So if it was, indeed, the Queen of Thorns, it would seem she…

That would be the best reason, as he is obviously stupid.

No, fuck him, Blandy McBlanderson. He's done… 1 good movie his entire career, and the film is good despite him, not because of.

The real headline, if you click the link, should read "Local Pastor Kills Fat (Guy) With (a) Weird Food (Allergy)".

Thing is, I don't think any of them ever take a moment to consider the question of to post, or not to post.

Calm your tits, it's a joke. The "I'm certainly not" is a riff on a Monty Python bit.

Motherfucker, I *am* simmering down! They gave me quetiapine. This is a drug that basically makes you kind of a zombie. A stiff-limbed, twitchy-fingered zombie.